Meet Ollie The Awesome Possum

He’s Awesome!

Ollie Says:

Hi! I’m Ollie! Welcome to The AWESOME IN PROCESS Travel Blog/Trip Planner for AWESOME Suggestions, Info, & Travel Tips {with Miles /Estimated travel time} that can help You design Your very own AWESOME Southwest Adventure. If You like a picture on this blog clicking on it will open a relevant link: Website, Video, or Map. Enjoy reading about all the AWESOME stuff we have for Your Southwest Adventure!

Also,

You can Click on Me (The Ollie Thumbnail), “IN PROCESS 8-Ball”, or the FACEBOOK ICON to navigate to The AWESOME In Process- Facebook Entertainment Page”! This is where In Process comes alive! You’ll find almost daily updated Content, Reels, & Curated links to AWESOME Things to do, Places to go, Hidden Gems & Maps to Major Concerts, Major Sports, World Class Museums, National/ State/ Regional Parks, Monuments, Reserves, & Preserves. Beaches, Amusement Parks, Famous Film Locations, Special Events, Street Festivals, Live Local Music, Farmers Markets, U-Pick Farms, and Outdoor Activities. Daily posts of Local History, Local Photography/Arts & Local Favorites of every kind + Transportation/Weather-related alerts & updates, & other important Info like the latest Mountain Lion, Great White Shark and/or Bear sighting (Oh My) &, of course, TASTY LOCAL EATS! In Process is an AWESOME way to find out what is happening in The Southwest Region, California, & Los Angeles & how to get there using Mass Transit (whenever possible). ****Please remember that millions of people love Our National and State Parks & Monuments! Stay on trails & remember to LEAVE IT LIKE YOU FOUND IT WHEN VISITING! Failure to do so could see further access restrictions due to overuse or destructive behavior****

WELCOME to THE SOUTHWEST Beotches !!!

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Ollie says: Warning*

* If blurry vision, rash, shortness of breath, insomnia, inability to get the joke, or tendency to take things far too seriously or if You have a Pre-Existing condition of easily getting offended and Your mommy isn’t around to comfort You IMMEDIATELY discontinue use of The AWESOME In Process- Facebook Entertainment Page” and go get a lame guide from the lobby of the needlessly over-priced milqtoast hotel You’ll end up at. Any remaining doses of The AWESOME In Process- Facebook Entertainment Page” should be properly disposed of by giving it to someone who isn’t totally lame. If conditions persist IMMEDIATELY Consult Your Physician should You require assistance removing Any/And/Or/All remaining BUGS Any/And/Or/All partial bug particles from your arse!

Furthermore, By reading beyond this disclaimer You are contractually releasing us from Any/And/or ALL liability if Any/And/Or/All of the following should occur Any/And/or ALL are a part of any existing condition.

In Process Facebook Entertainment Page helps You avoid Any/Many/ and/ or ALL of the typical inconveniences The Southwest Region, California, & Los Angeles visitors contend with and still get You to Any/Many/ and/ or ALL of the attractions, events, or locations You have always dreamed of seeing and many You never thought or knew about as conveniently as possible while If/And/Or saving You a buck or two while maximizing how much fun You can have with Your pants On.

** Keep IN PROCESS away from Small Children and Pets

*** Do not taunt IN PROCESS!!!

**** IN PROCESS is not responsible if You belong on a leash

***** IN PROCESS is plain not responsible whatsoever

- Ollie’s Lawyer

P-22 ask?

Where’s a good place to start your Los Angeles, California or Southwest Region visit???

Ollie Says:

“Whether You are arriving for a stay, just passing through waiting on Your next train or Ride Home, renting a personal vehicle, or picking up passengers, Historic Los Angeles Union Station has many amenities for Everyone who is visiting The Southwest Region, California, & Los Angeles!!!”

- Ollie

“Although not all of The Southwest Region, California, & Los Angeles is accessible from Historic Los Angeles UNION STATION. Union Station is an AWESOME place to start a tour. Direct connections & shuttles to LAX and other Regional Airports and connections to many of The Southwest Region, California, & Los Angeles’s Most Popular and Famous Tourist destinations, Whether You are arriving for a stay, or just passing through waiting on Your next train, renting a personal vehicle, or other modes of transportation or picking up passengers, Historic Los Angeles Union Station has many amenities for Everyone who is visiting The Southwest Region, California, & Los Angeles.

P-22 ask?

Wait a second! Who is Ollie The Awesome Possum??? And what makes Him so AWESOME???

“If there’s a new hot spot and I need to get in. I’m a close friend of Ollie’s works every time!” - Dave Navarro (Janes Addiction, Red Hot Chili Peppers)

The Possum, The Myth.

  • I'm not a hater. But how hard is it to be awesomely cool when You are born on The Peak of Mount Lee above The Hollywood Sign!

    Robert Downey Jr. (Noted Actor) Wants You to know these are parody quotes & not made by the actual person & are intended for comedic value.. so kick the eff back!

  • Ollie really knows how to get the party started... YEAAAAAAAAH!!!

    Gary Busey (Noted for being good at getting the party started)

  • It doesn't take a genius to know zat Ollie has made it awesomely Zimple to Navigate to zee In Process Facebook Entertainment Page by zimply: 1, Clicking Zee Ollie Thumbnail or FACEBOOK ICON 2, Following - In Process Facebook Entertainment Page 3, Enjoying all zee awesome curated links to awesome zings to do, places to go Info, Stories, News, Train schedules, alerts, and updates,& other important Info like zee latest Mountain Lion, Great White Shark and/or Bear (Oh My) zightings, & much much more! IN PROCESS is zimply AWESOME!!!

    Albert Einstein - (German-born theoretical physicist) Widely held to be one of the greatest and most influential scientists of all time. Name is synonymous with being a genius so it’s probably a good ides to listen to him when He says:, “FOLLOW IN PROCESS!!!”

P-22 ask?

Wait one hot second now Mr… Los Angeles has a Subway???

Ollie Says:

“Yup!!!! Los Angeles has a subway.” - Ollie

P-22 Said: The Southwest Region is wild!

The Southwest Region is WILD! Though many people try to portray The Southwest Region, California, & Los Angeles like it's “Hollywood” or Skid Row. Yes, there are problems, but mile per mile I would put California against ANY country let alone any state for a vacation. Because The Southwest Region, California, & Los Angeles is geographically more diverse than most countries Including; (Beautiful Beaches, Coastal Mountains, National Forest, Desert, Multiple Valleys with different climates, And an actual freaking island!!!) The Southwest Region, California, & Los Angeles is the perfect place to start Your Holiday Adventure!

However,

The Southwest Region, California, & Los Angeles is unfathomably large (We know, We’ve tried to fathom it) It is easy to get lost or waste time traveling from one part of The Southwest Region (Los Angeles alone is huge -LA is two hours from LA… is a little joke We Angelenos like to repeat while sitting in traffic) to another part of Southwest and miss hundreds of local gems. In Process Facebook Entertainment Page will help You avoid Many, Any/And/Or All of the typical inconveniences visitors contend with and still get You to Many, Any/And/Or All of the attractions, events, or locations You have always wanted to see and Many, Any/And/Or All You never thought or knew about as conveniently as possible.P-22

More about …The Myth.

  • Ollie really is awesome! He taught Me a thing or two about a thing or two.

    Hugh Hefner (Playboy Founder & Editor) .

  • Once He walks into a room it's like I'm suddenly invisible. The women forget I'm even there and Ollie has more women than You can shake a stick at. Come on Ollie, give a guy a chance!

    Paul Rudd (2021 - People’s Magazine Sexiest Man Alive)

  • If You want to find a place to hear awesomely cool music while visiting Los Angeles it sure would be cool if You clicked on the cool (Ollie Thumbnail) , “IN PROCESS 8-Ball” , or the FACEBOOK ICON to navigate to the AWESOME In Process- Facebook Entertainment Page”

    Miles Davis = (Practically invented COOL!!! Some musicians attribute the post-war development of cool jazz to Miles Davis, citing his Birth of the Cool, a compilation of recordings made in 1949 and 1950. and if You aren’t cool enough to follow In Process - Facebook Entertainment Page, GOD help You!!!)

Ollie also says:

At the heart of it IN PROCESS is about MUSIC!!!!!! - Ollie

At the heart of it IN PROCESS is about MUSIC and Live Entertainment!

Huge Concerts at The Rose Bowl, and Los Angeles Coliseum, or even Dodger Stadium, Outdoor Favorites The Hollywood Bowl, Starlight Bowl, or The Greek Theatre in Griffith Park are some of the best places to hear music & are super cozy spots tucked in Our Local Hills & Mountains are the types of posts on Process Facebook Entertainment Page that You can expect daily. The World Famous Whisky a Go Go, The Roxy, The Wiltern, are great places to catch favorite acts on tour. Also, For live stage and Broadway-Style productions The Pantages. Packs in audiences for such hits as The Lion King, Wicked, and The Book of Mormon.

P-22 ask?

What about LOCAL MUSIC & MUSICIANS???

Ollie also says:

LOCAL MUSIC is THE GUTS of IN PROCESS!!!

World Famous venues like Whiskey A Go Go or The Troubadour Bar & Grill, Bar Size Venues like The Redwood, or Last Call, Tiny Local Indie Spots, & City Sponsored Concerts at; Pershing Square- Downtown, Gloria Molina Park- Downtown- Civic Center, Pershing Square- Downtown, Los Angeles State Historic Park- Downtown, Levitt Pavilion- Los Angeles, Lou Bredlow Pavilion- Woodland Hills, Or Levitt Pavilion- Pasadena) are the types of posts on In Process Facebook Entertainment Page that You can expect daily. In Process Facebook Entertainment Page

In Process Favorite Local Artists” are selected artists featured alongside other daily posts. In Process Facebook Entertainment Page is perfect for finding featured independent artists both local and even from around THE WORLD since The Internet has redefined “Local”.” Ollie

And a bit more about …The Myth.

  • He steals the spotlight... He doesn't even try... You want to hate him... but You Can't... THAT is how cool He is.

    David Lee Roth (Van Halen Frontman, Solo Artist, Noted spotlight hog)

  • Down by three, bases loaded, two outs, bottom of the ninth. I honestly couldn't think of anyone else I'd want at the plate.

    Casey Stengel (Managed Yankees to 10 AL Pennants & 7 World Championships , Captured hearts of New Yorkers AGAIN by returning to “The Big Apple” & Managing expansion team New York Mets)

  • Nastiest wipeout of My whole life! My leashed snapped from the pressure of the wave hitting Me. Couldn't keep My head above water. The Rescue Team couldn't get to Me. I was going down for what I was certain was they last time. I was sinking fast , blacking out and praying with what I had left to GOD & SWEET BABY JESUS to take care of My family and that I'd being seeing them REAL SOON! SUDDENLY... BOOM ... out of nowhere Ollie comes through the surf & I'm being dragged to shore, resuscitated, offered a warm blanket and a cup of hot cocoa... with marshmallows thank You Very Much! If it wasn't for Ollie I wouldn't be here

    Kelly Slater (11 Time World Surf Champion)

And yet a little more.

  • Down by three, bases loaded, two outs, bottom of the ninth. I honestly couldn't think of anyone else I'd want at the plate.

    Gary Busey ( Known to be a little too good at getting the party started)

  • Whether You are pinned down in a "foxhole" and IT starts hitting the fan or are trying to get to LAX taking The 5 to The 10 to The 405 There's no one else I would want watching My back!

    Lt. General Lewis “Chesty” Puller (Most Decorated Marine in the history of The USMC)

  • If Ollie says, " IN PROCESS ENTERTAINMENT PAGE on Facebook with The Ollie Thumbnail is awesome then it's awesome!!!" ! Who am I to argue? Now get out of My way so I can: 1, Click on the Ollie Thumbnail 2, Enjoy The Awesome content 3, See what's going on down in Angel Town

    Chuck Norris (Noted taker of No Shit)


First of all! About 12 years ago My friend Ramon Alfaro (Pictured above) and I (Ollie) were watching a band play I was a bit sad because they were a pretty decent blues combo but were playing at a mostly empty bar. In between sets, the singer/guitar player was complaining about the size of the crowd to another bandmate. Since I was sitting close to the singer Ramon & I mentioned that We had decided to eat in the bar because We liked the music We heard when We were walking by. His face lit up with a big smile and He said, “We need more… errr… people like You guys! It’s nice that You support local artists”. I agreed that it is good to support local businesses and casually asked him how often He checked out other bands. Suddenly his smile went away and he started to mumble something about work, the wife, and the kids… trailing off looking a bit embarrassed .

IN PROCESS is born!!!!

It hit Ramon at that moment that as an independent artist himself, it would make sense that if He expected support it was important to pay it forward in some way. If He could afford to go to a show and donate (Buy Merch) buy something to eat & drink and pay for parking He did. But sometimes He just could not afford it. As a BROKE ARTIST, He wondered how He could help support other independent artists.

I (Ollie The Awesome Possum) said “We could make Visitors aware of upcoming shows and arts events by starting an In Process Facebook Entertainment Page

Ramon exclaimed, “That’s an awesome idea, but FACEBOOK is For Grandmas!”

“I know, I know… FACEBOOK is for Grandma. But, Hear Me out! By using Facebook & starting an In Process Facebook Entertainment Page We can post links for various things happening in & around Los Angeles to help make it easier for people who are not local to find awesome things to do with an awesome one-stop curated portal for activities! From FREE City Sponsored Events to Wallet-Busting Corporate Events, to Indie Artist Gatherings and Daily Amtrak Metrolink & LA Metro Schedules, Job Announcements, Relevant News Links, Artwork, Places to eat, Where to hear awesome bands, Places to visit Indoor & Outdoors, and Just about anything that might interest visitors about The Southwest, California and Los Angeles. The Southwest, California and Los Angeles is enormous. .. We are IN PROCESS of helping You navigate it. Stop “California Dreaming” and Come Make It Real!!!

And just a wee bit more.

  • I some times worry about Ollie being too generous and that people will take advantage of him. But then I remember what Hugh Hefner said about Ollie. He really does know a thing or two about a thing or two.

    Mother Teresa

  • Have I mentioned that Ollie knows how to get the party started

    Gary Busey

  • Egads!!! In Process is so Awesome I thinkest I shall I'll SCROLL DOWN & Donate a GENEROUS SUM! I might scroll down further and DONATE using CashApp!!

    Ebenezer Scrooge

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Meet the Team

  • The living embodiement of IN PROCES

    Ollie The Awesome Possum (Maximus Awesomus Possumus or Didelphis Virginiana)

  • Founder

    Ramon Alfaro (Percussionist- Conga , Timbales, Bongos, Drumset and apparently blogger)

  • Marcos de la Siref

    Ollie’s Personal Portrait Arist. (Overall awesome dude, Deserver of many a free beer)